Christianity is False

1. According to The Holy Bible, God exists.
2. If the holy bible describes God as good and true then he would stop all evil.
3. Evil has not been stopped.
4. Therefore, god does not exist.
5. Therefore, Christianity is false.
6. If god does not exist then Christianity should be replaced with a new culture.
7. The Holy Bible describes heaven as a place of happiness and worship.
8. Humans like happiness.
9. Worship is wrong because it is like slavery.
10. Christianity is like slavery because god wants us to praise him eternally in heaven.
11. Therefore, worship in christianity is wrong.
12. In all religions there is worship.
13. In all religions there are behaviors like slavery.
14. So if we generalize, then all religions are false.
15. So we need a new culture.
16. Worship is wrong.
17. Humans like work and all humans are of kindness, empathy, reason, and creativity.
18. The Communist Party wants us all to work in peace and for us to enjoy our work.
19. I am a member of The Communist Party and I want you all to join.
20. If we work in peace then we are happy.
21. The Communist Party is separate.
22. The Communist Party is straight-edge because in it you like your work.
23. As communists we give ourselves work that is good for our health.
24. As communists we do work that we like.
25. Therefore, we can do philosophical, and scientific work particularly work that is mathematics, science, or engineering.
26. These jobs are interesting in themselves.
27. These jobs are not difficult to us who reason.
28. All can reason and those who do not reason can do better because they can become healthier.
29. Therefore, the United States government working in partnership with private industry and the majority of the governments it has influenced has not wanted us to reason, to be communist, to be healthy.
30. All of these interesting jobs, mathematics, science, engineering, art, and philosophy have always been acquirable by people, by humans.
31. Therefore, the majority of governments and government-like objects have prevented us from doing them.
32. So, Christianity is false, all government-like objects are false, and we should be The Communist party.